"Knock,knock. Mr Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?"
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
Fuck this baby
damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u
me when i dont got this:
i got this
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
what do you call it when batman skips church?
did you just