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claryyherondale:

Infinite list of favorite movies - The Little Mermaid (1989)

↳ Maybe he’s right. Maybe there is something the matter with me. I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash




spicy-vagina-tacos:

nintendo mushroom cookie

who in the fuck has time for that

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*




toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

le-cafe-musain:

don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone




jasonttodd:

diana always keeps it real


#I fuckin’ hate the future


vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.


  • me: *laughs*
  • parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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methtacular:

race representation in american television

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone





Paige, 17, Canada.

please love me





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