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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that




darkbluetile:

take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms




edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much




unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit



hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me




  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

oscar worthy


bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you



chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage



politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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Paige, 17, Canada.

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