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Sammy.


"Knock,knock. Mr Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?"






hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago




unclefather:

Fuck this baby

gnarly:

damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u




  • me when i dont got this: i got this

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children





weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports



lovetheinterweb:

youvebeen-loki-d:

youvebeen-loki-d:

what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

did you just





Paige, 17, Canada.

please love me





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